So let's just blame it on Murphy's law. I just have to laugh because I do know that its just the nature of the beast...um...I mean child! So here are some things I've learned about having children in the few short 5 years of these creatures being in my house.
1. They will drop the most messiest food with in seconds of it being sparkling clean. {Which if you know me rarely happens but when it does I think why did I just spend all that time cleaning it?}
2. When all the toy boxes are picked up that is when they decide they need something on the very bottom of the box and the only way to get it is to fling all the toys out. {Thus my theory about keepin the floor scattered with toys so that if a burglar comes in he'll already think we've been hit and not really be able to get to the "good" stuff because he'll trip ovah all the nosiest toys first! Good theory, huh!}
3. If a child is to have his/her picture taken they will inevitably be injured on the face...theory also applies to teens and zits!
4. If the food contains any bit of chocolate or red sauce the child will stain every bit of clothing they have on in places we have no idea how they got it there.
5. If a child is wearing white or light colors {which I know is mind boggling that they make those colors for children} they will get it dirty in unimaginable ways!
6. If they've just taken a bath and not gone straight to bed inevitably they will need a second bath. Unless of course you've come up with somekindabubblecontraptionthingy for keeping your kids clean for a few minutes.
7. If you've have planned something fun (ie birthday party, outing with family, date night) someone or maybe all will come down with something. {Insert mommy guilt and sad face here}
8. Just when you think you've finished the laundry...bam it reappears in heaps!
Okay so that's all the theories I have for now. Got anymore let me know. I am sure we could go on forever!
1. They will drop the most messiest food with in seconds of it being sparkling clean. {Which if you know me rarely happens but when it does I think why did I just spend all that time cleaning it?}
2. When all the toy boxes are picked up that is when they decide they need something on the very bottom of the box and the only way to get it is to fling all the toys out. {Thus my theory about keepin the floor scattered with toys so that if a burglar comes in he'll already think we've been hit and not really be able to get to the "good" stuff because he'll trip ovah all the nosiest toys first! Good theory, huh!}
3. If a child is to have his/her picture taken they will inevitably be injured on the face...theory also applies to teens and zits!
4. If the food contains any bit of chocolate or red sauce the child will stain every bit of clothing they have on in places we have no idea how they got it there.
5. If a child is wearing white or light colors {which I know is mind boggling that they make those colors for children} they will get it dirty in unimaginable ways!
6. If they've just taken a bath and not gone straight to bed inevitably they will need a second bath. Unless of course you've come up with somekindabubblecontraptionthingy for keeping your kids clean for a few minutes.
7. If you've have planned something fun (ie birthday party, outing with family, date night) someone or maybe all will come down with something. {Insert mommy guilt and sad face here}
8. Just when you think you've finished the laundry...bam it reappears in heaps!
9. They can melt your heart in an instant and make you laugh uncontrollably because of their freedom to be themselves.
Okay so that's all the theories I have for now. Got anymore let me know. I am sure we could go on forever!
Keep them coming! Love it and SOOOOOOOOOO agree!!
ReplyDeletei love the picture theroy. on the flip side if they do get injured in the face i am jumping to find the camera b/c there is always some crazy story as to how they got that cut/bruise.
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